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  <title>I bet you still call cops &quot;Blue Fascists.&quot;</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 03:30:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m back ladies. Has anyone heard of www.threadless.com? It&apos;s a site where people submit t-shirt designs and they&apos;re voted on for a week, if they get enough votes they&apos;re made and sold. The site is having a holiday sale right now, all shirts are $10. If you&apos;re interested here&apos;s my referral link&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=theblackmallard&quot;&gt;http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=theblackmallard&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wimpy fucking chewed the hell out of my shoes today.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 15:46:07 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;ll see you bitches around.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:34:39 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Against Me and J. Robbins just don&apos;t mix.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 14:39:23 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Samantha and I booked our New York trip last night. I&apos;m excited. We&apos;re going Jan. 1st through 6th. Also, this Saturday I&apos;m buying my homebrew equipment and possibly brewing my first batch of beer.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:24:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Wimpy World</title>
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  <description>Samantha was nice enough to take Wimpy to the vet and it turns out she may be pregnant. Shes a corgi mix and about 6 months to a year old.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 21:41:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Wimpy!</title>
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  <description>So today on my way home from work I saw a dog along the sidewalk wagging it&apos;s tail. I noticed it didn&apos;t have a collar so I stopped and it looked kinda thin. I gave it an egg roll and half a quart of egg drop soup. I ended up bringing it home. Tonight or tomorrow Samantha and I are going to put up flyers. Anyways, here&apos;s my new dog. I named her Wimpy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://beeradvocate.com&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/8933/picture0024rj.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;406&quot; alt=&quot;Wimpy!&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.s. I&apos;m not sure what kind of dog she is.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 16:36:39 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I can&apos;t wait for Black Friday this year.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 07:48:28 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I ran into Matt and Stacey tonight. I really miss Matt and  he&apos;s coming over tomorrow. The plan so far is to hang out here and then walk around the block to melissa&apos;s I guess.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 14:14:28 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I had to shave and cut my hair for my halloween costume. Today, I&apos;m getting my car registered. Saturday I might drive to Toledo because, they have cheaper beer and different(probably better) distribution.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 15:35:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So Saturday I was bored and decided to drive out to Kuhnhenn Brewing and get my growler re-filled. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/2097/13857/&quot;&gt;http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/2097/13857/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This stuff is amazing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m vegetarian until Thanksgiving.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:35:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>...Booya!</title>
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  <description>I just bought a 94 ford probe. Hopefully I&apos;ll be driving it by the end of the week. I got a good deal and it seems there are only a few small things wrong with it. The driverside door doesn&apos;t lock, the heat is stuck on warm, and it has no radio.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:06:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I got a B on my Business Law midterm. Pretty damn good considering I missed the review. My bank is also trying to screw me over, I made a deposit on Tuesday and all the sudden they don&apos;t have a record of it. I&apos;m going up there to bitch tomorrow. Also, I think they screwed up on a few debit card purchases I made last week and they weren&apos;t charged to my account until this week.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:46:01 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/354.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I found it. It was hiding right under my nose in dearborn this whole time. I wish they had it in six packs though or even a 750ml.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit: Bell&apos;s Batch 7,000 was released. I wish I wasn&apos;t broke because it&apos;s $18.99 per six pack.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 15:36:10 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m still trying to decide between 5 or 6 different halloween costumes.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 16:26:17 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m off car hunting today. Tonight I make vegan lasagna.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 07:00:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>As much as I hate bullshit holidays, this one was great. Slow&apos;s was amazing. They were having an off night on the food (the mac and cheese is still the best ever) but, the Rogue Chipotle Ale was like heaven in my mouth. It had a great finish and wasn&apos;t too spicy. Very balanced. They also have food that appears to be vegan but, Samantha wouldn&apos;t ask because she refuses to trust new food.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also decided to start venturing out of IPA&apos;s and into Hefe Weizens. I tried Hacker-Pschorr last night. It had a weird tingle with the mouthfeel.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 02:22:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I just turned off of Venoy onto a side street on my way home from class, I saw a truck backing out a house or two ahead of me.  I thought fine I&apos;ll let this asshole go (even though I clearly had right of way) and stopped.  The truck continued to hit the car parked on the other side of the street.  &quot;What the fuck?&quot;, I exclaimed.  Then, I noticed the lights were off and the truck was empty.  I backed up and turned around in some lady&apos;s driveway, who happened to be standing in her backyard wearing a moo-moo trying to see what all the noise was about.  I continued home unharmed via another route.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samantha and I are going to Slow&apos;s tomorrow night. I can&apos;t wait. They have pints of Rogue Chipotle Ale for $2.50.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 14:19:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I hate morning shows on the radio. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samantha and I are planning a trip in January. We are trying to decide on where still. Wherever it is, it&apos;ll be fun.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 00:37:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Dick almost hit me because he drives like a bitch.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:00:06 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m having a halloween party on the 29th.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 19:53:04 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>There&apos;s a restaurant downtown called Slows that opened recently. I hear they have an amazing beer selection. I want to go this weekend. I just have to see if they have vegan food so I can drag Samantha along.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:42:14 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>The perfect end to a night, watching bootlegged Roll Bounce.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:13:10 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Dick and I went to Kuhnhenn Brewery for Oktoberfest today, it was fun but, way too crowded.  The beer was great though and they had fondue if that was your thing. I got a growler of Simcoe Silly.  It&apos;s a stupid name but, a nice beer.  They didn&apos;t have any of the beers I was excited to try.  We&apos;re going back on the 22nd. They&apos;ll have their pumpkin ale then.  I&apos;m not too fond of their IPA though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not sure if I feel up to going out tonight.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 04:44:06 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m teaching myself to be righthanded. I read an article on it.</description>
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